Better Than Raisins

NEVER eat grapes in the dark... as I'm doing right now. I haven't eaten a grape since sometime in the 90s (as I don't like fruit) however, lately, I've been on some odd quest to find an edible earth candy.. SO. Last time I chose pears... at first I thought "THESE ARE DA BEST" ... the rest of them depleted into tiny leather shoes in my fridge. Now I'm on grapes..the purple ones..
Did I even have a point to typing this... OHH yeah.. Since Bush Sr. was still in office last time I tried these, I had completely forgotten about.... the shriveled grape... I hit one..yeah... tiny, deflated... and tastes the way rotten dairy smells. OHHH so I stuff 10 more grapes in there to cover the taste of the cadaver grape and OHHH I hit another one. Dungeon bedroom + grape = NEVER AGAIN!!!!

I am sleep-high at the moment (meaning it's been 30+ hours since my last snooze) which explains why a shriveled grape is worth typing about.


bananas
peaches
oranges
apples
pears
grapes

I think I'll hit up the melon aisle next...